What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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