What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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