What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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