What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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