What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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