What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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