What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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