What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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