What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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