What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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