What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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