What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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