What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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