What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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