What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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