What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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