What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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