What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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