What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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