What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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