What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026