What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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