What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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