What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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