What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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