What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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