What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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