What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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