What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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