What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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