What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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