What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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