What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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