What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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