What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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