What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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