What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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