What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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