What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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