What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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