What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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