What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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