What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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