What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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