He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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