What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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