What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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