What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026