What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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