What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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