What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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