What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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