What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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