What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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