What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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