What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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