What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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