What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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