What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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