What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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