What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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