What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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