What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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