What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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