What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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