What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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