What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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