What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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