What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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