What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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