What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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