What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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