What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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