What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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