What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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