What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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