What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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