What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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