What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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