What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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