What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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