What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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