What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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