What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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