What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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