What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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