What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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