What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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