What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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