What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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