What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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