What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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