What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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