What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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