What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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