What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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