What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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