What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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