What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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