What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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