What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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