What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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