What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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