What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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