What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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