What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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