What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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