What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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