What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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