What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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