What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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