What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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