What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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