What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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