What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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