What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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