What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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