What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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