What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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