What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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