What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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