What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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