What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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