What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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