What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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