What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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