What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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