What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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