What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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