What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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