What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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