What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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