What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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