What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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