What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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