What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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