What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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