What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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