What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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