What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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