What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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