What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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