What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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