What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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