What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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