What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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