What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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