What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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