What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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