What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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