What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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