What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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