What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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