What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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