What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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