What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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