What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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