What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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