What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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