What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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