What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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