What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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