What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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