What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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