What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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