What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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