What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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