What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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