What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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