What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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