What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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