What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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