What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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