What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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