What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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