What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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