What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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