What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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