What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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