What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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