What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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