What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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