What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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