What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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