What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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