What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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