What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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