What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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