What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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