What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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