What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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