What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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