What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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