What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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