What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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