What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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