What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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