What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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