What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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