What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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