What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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