What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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