What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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