What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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