What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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