What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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