What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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