What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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