What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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