What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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