What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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