What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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