What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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