What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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