What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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