What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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