What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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