What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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