What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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