What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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