What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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