What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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