What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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