What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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