What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Quark!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

or