What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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