What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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