What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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