What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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