What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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