What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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