What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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