What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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