What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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