What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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