What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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