What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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