What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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