What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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