What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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