What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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