What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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