What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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