What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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