What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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