What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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