What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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