What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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