What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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