What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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