What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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