What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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