What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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