What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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