What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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