What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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