What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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