What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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