What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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