What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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