What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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