What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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