What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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