What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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