What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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