What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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