What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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