What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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