What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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