What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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