What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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