What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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