What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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