What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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