What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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