What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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