What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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