What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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