What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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