What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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