What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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