What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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