What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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