What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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