What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026