What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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