What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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