What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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