What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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