What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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