What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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