What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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