What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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