What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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