What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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