What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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