What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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