What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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