What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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