What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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