What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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