What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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