What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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