What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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