What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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