What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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