What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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