What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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