What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


GOOD		CRAP

or

I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it takes six visits.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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Answer: The back of his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

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