What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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