What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

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custardy battle.


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Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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A milk truck.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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They were sitting on the deck!


GOOD		CRAP

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Juan by Juan.


GOOD		CRAP

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