What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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