What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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