What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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