What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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