What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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