What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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