What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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