What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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