What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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