What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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