What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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