What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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