What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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