What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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