What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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