What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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