What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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