What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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