What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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