What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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