What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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