What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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