What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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