An offer you can't understand
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Hi school.
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A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Take away his shovel
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A crookodile
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Because it's in the ground state.
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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.
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A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Separation anxiety.
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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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