What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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