What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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