What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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