What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Squash


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Hi school.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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What's a light bulb?


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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