What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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