What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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