What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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