What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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