What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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