What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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