What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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