What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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