What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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