What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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