What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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