What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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