What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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