What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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