What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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