What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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