What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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