What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
Canvas not available.

or


How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026