What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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