What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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