What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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