What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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