What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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