What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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