What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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