What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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