What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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