What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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