What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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