What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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