What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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