What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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