What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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