What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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