What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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