What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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