What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
Canvas not available.

or


What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026