What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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