What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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