What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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