What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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