What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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