What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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