What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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