What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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