What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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