What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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