What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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