What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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