What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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