What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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