What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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