What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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