What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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