What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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