What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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