What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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