What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026