What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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