What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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