What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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