What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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