What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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