What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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