What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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