What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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