What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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