What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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