What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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