What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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