What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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