What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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