What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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