What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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