What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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