What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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