What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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