What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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