What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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