What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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