What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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