What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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