What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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