What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026