What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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