What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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