What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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