What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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