What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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