What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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