What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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