What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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