What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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