What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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