What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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