What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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