What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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