What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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