What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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