What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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