What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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