What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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