What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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