What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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