What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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