What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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