What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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