What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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