What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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