What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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