What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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