What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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