What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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