What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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