What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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