What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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