What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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