What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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