What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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