What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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