What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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