What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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