What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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