What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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