What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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