What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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