What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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