What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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