What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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