What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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