What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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