What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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