What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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