What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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