What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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