What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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