What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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