What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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