What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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