What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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