What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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