What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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