What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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