What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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