What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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