What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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