What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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