What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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