What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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