What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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