What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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