What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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