What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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