What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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