What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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