What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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