What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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