What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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