What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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