What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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