What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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