What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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