What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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