What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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