What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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