What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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