What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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