What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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