What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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