What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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