What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026