What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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