What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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