What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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