What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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