What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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