What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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