What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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