What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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