What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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