What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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