What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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