What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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