What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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