What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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