What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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