What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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