What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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