What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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