What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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