What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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