What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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