What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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