What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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