What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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