What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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