What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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