What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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