What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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