What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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