What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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