What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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