What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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