What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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