What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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