What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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