What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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