What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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