What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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