What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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