What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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