What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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