What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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