What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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