What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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