What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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