What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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