What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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