What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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