What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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