What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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