What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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