What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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