What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.


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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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I scream!


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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To get his quarterback.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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No way Hose A.


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