What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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