What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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