What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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