What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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