What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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