What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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