What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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