What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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