What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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