What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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