What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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