What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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