What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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