What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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