What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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