What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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