What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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