What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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