What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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