What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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