What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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