What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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