What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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