What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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