What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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