What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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