What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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