What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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