What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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