What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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