What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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