What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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