What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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