What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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