What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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