What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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