What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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