What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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