What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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