What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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