What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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