What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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