What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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