What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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