What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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