What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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