What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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