What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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