What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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