What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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