What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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