What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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