What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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