What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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