What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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