What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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