What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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