What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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