What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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