What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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