What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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