What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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