What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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