What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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