What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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