What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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