What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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