What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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