What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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