What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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