What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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