What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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