What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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