What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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