What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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