What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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