What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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