What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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