What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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