What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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