What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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