What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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