What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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