What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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