What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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