What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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