What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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