What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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