What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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