What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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