What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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