What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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