What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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