What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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