What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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