What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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