What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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