What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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