What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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