What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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