What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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