What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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