What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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