What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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