What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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