What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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