What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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