What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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