What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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