What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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