What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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