What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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