What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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