What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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