What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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