What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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