What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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