What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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