What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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