What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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