What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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