What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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