What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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