What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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