What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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