What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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