What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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