What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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