What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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