What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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