What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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