What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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