What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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