What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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