What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.


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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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There was an empty seat.


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Not enough sand.


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Take away his credit card


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A dead centipede.


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The pronunciation.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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