What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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