What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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