What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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