What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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