What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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