What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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