What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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