What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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