What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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