What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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