What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!


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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Na


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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We'll see about that."


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Catfish


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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