What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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