What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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