What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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