What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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