What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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