What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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