What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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