What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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