What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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