What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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