What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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