What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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