What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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