What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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