What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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