What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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