What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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