What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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