What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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