What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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