What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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