What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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