What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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