What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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