What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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