What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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