What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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