What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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