What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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