What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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