What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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