What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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