What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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