What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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