What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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