What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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