What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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