What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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