What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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