What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025